real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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