remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So apparently I’m into choking now
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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