none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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