shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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