It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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