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(404): View more from Georgia

Its not alright that i make out with a manican.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7

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(207): View more from Maine

I think we should see other people.

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Already working on it.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'

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(970): View more from Colorado

Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.

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(979): View more from Texas

I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up

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