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I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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