Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
you inspire me to be a worse person
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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