she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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