Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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