:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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