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(770): View more from Georgia

honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?

(1-770): View more from Georgia

you.

(770): View more from Georgia

oh yeah. preciate

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(305): View more from Florida

I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.

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(817): View more from Texas

Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day

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(636): View more from Missouri

My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.

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(585): View more from New York

bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning

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oh god.. jail?

(585): View more from New York

better, on the catwalk of the auditorium

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(916): View more from California

I can already almost taste penis in my mouth

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.

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(585): View more from New York

For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.

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