I don't think brook has ever known best
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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