They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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