It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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