I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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