S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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