like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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