Porn is love you can see.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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