afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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