I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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