I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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