I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
operation have a gay friend backfired
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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