shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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