so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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