i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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