I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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