We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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