i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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