Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
Randomize
