Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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