AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I need a beard to bite.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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