im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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