I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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