foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize