Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Randomize
