I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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