We're facebook friends in real life
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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