You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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