that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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