Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Do vagina's smell?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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