You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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