you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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