im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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