it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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