Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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