The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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