I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
