I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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