awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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