a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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