Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
that's an acceptable place to lick
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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