My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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