So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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