On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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