ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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